Douchey Dems
As usual, politically vocal residents of a politically divided region are approached first by parties and activists. As such your loyal blogger has received a generous invitation from yee-hawing Democratic leader Howard Dean to give them my money. First off, on this blog’s best month I made $6.50 off of it (so start clicking on ads, you deadbeats!) and I cannot get a job until school lets up because I’m not even a full-time student, I’m an over-time student. Howard Dean MD, as the letter touts, will make more money sucking out one old lady’s belly fat than I probably do all year. How about you give ME some money?
But it’s not that - they need donors, yea, I get it. The weirdest bit is that the words “Fellow Democrat” in the heading were crossed out with blue pen with my name written next to it. Wait, no, that’s not blue pen. Close inspection reveals that it is in fact pixelated and printed onto the page. They used a font and a computer to put my name there. And for what? I know this is mass-mailed, I know Howard Dean didn’t write this letter just for me. All you accomplished, DNC, is looking douchey.
The letter is also insulting to my intelligence, telling me I’ll be part of a “grassroots” campaign if I join up with them. No, my friends, voting for Lance Romance as the next King County Executive is a grassroots campaign. Voting for Barack Obama, while probably the socially responsible thing to do, is not at all a grassroots campaign.
In closing, me = awesome and very tired, Howard Dean = douche.
Howard Dean, DNC, Democrats, Lance Romance, The Briefs, King County, voting, grassroots campaign
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