Help Wanted: Seeking War Czar
The White House is now seeking a “war czar” to take over administration of the Iraqi and Afghani wars, in order to co-ordinate efforts between traditionally rival organizations in the United States war machine, such as the CIA, NSA, and Armed Forces.
First of all, the US should never have an anything “czar”. That’s just weird. But we do. (Google “drug czar”)
Second of all… good idea! If only we had had such a position earlier, we might have caught Osama!
When the CIA had Osama trapped, they didn’t receive the military back up they wanted because Donald Rumsfeld thought that the CIA was incompetent, and refused to endorse their action. When the military needed help and had Osama just in their grasp, the CIA failed them because Cheney thought that CIA efforts would be better placed elsewhere. If only we had, like, one guy running the whole thing.
Other than Bush, of course.
What a buttload of silliness.

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